Thursday, May 28, 2009

Jokes Only a Four Year Old Gets

I’ve been looking at my statistics and am trying to increase my readership from its all-time high of two. I considered a number of options, but the only one that seemed to guarantee success was to stop writing altogether. Then I realized I needed to simply appeal to a new demographic.

So, I’ve gone to my nearly-five-year-old for some great humor. Here goes:

I’ve got peanut butter, ON MY BANANA!

You eat pizza with your eyes and
it goes into your brain!

You’ve got poop on your HEAD!

Yep, I can just see my statistics jumping already.

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